There are a few essential things in life:
screw drivers (you seldom use them for their intended purpose)
duct tape (no explanation needed)
spring clips (those large clothes pin type clamps)
Neosporin and Tylenol (for those accidents that occur when using the items above)
The smaller the house, the more puzzle like it becomes. As the accumulation of items increase, their storage never occurs in linear orderly fashion. Walking through the house becomes like a halloween corn maze.
Freedom of speech is no longer tolerated, you may not like what they say (most likely offended). but at least you know what they are thinking. Muffling their spoken words mask their unspoken thoughts.
A manager recently said that all relationships are based off of two things, love and power. I don't see a lot of love out there.
Comedy has become self righteous.
I have never been a multi tasker. I admit I can only do one thing at a time. The difference being doing a lot of things not very well or only one thing not very well.
Power is seductive.
The hair I lose on top of my noggin appear randomly on other parts of my body.
The end times are often portrayed as this apocalypse type event. It seems like it is more like the frog in the pot. As the temperature gradually increases, the frog does not know it is slowly boiling to death.
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